20|Single|Video Game Developer|Pizza Connoisseur|Music Aficionado|Motorsport Enthusiast|Netflix Junkie|Hopeless Romantic

This is my corner of the world where I come to be ignored.

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss."

supahjewelz:

I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it

supahjewelz:

I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it

appetites:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

Especially the last one damn

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

momlonde:

righteouskungfu:

dersely:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

“We have to go back”

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you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul

About Today - The National

how close am I to losing you?

(Source: Spotify)

(Source: swizzthewizz)

randomalina:

windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages

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"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"

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"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"

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"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"

best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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asianninnvasionn:

holytoledobatman:

Ok ok so i’m playing pokemon platinum right? And I come across this pair of trainers in a restaurant. When I talk to the guy, he says this:

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Awe you’re on a date at your dad’s restaurant how cute. Naturally, I kick his ass.

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but then I revisit them, and this time i click on his date and she says:

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wait a sec i’ve heard this somewhere before

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SWEETHEART I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK YOU’RE DATING YOUR BROTHER

omg lmao