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This is my corner of the world where I come to be ignored.

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss."

So I think I’m gonna take an indefinite hiatus from Tumblr. Just not feeling like myself with all the change happening around me. I doubt anyone will notice my absence, but I thought I’d say something before I straight up disappear. Any if anyone really cares enough, I’m honestly not that hard to find elsewhere.

When all else fails… remember me

(Source: Spotify)

neonir:

DAYMAN
*Aaaauuaaaaahhh*
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN
*Aaaauuaaaaahhh*
CHAMPION OF THE
SUN
*Aaaauuaaaaahhh*
YOU’RE A MASTER OF KARATE
AND FRIENDSHIP
FOR EV ERY ONE!

neonir:

DAYMAN

*Aaaauuaaaaahhh*

FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN

*Aaaauuaaaaahhh*

CHAMPION OF THE

SUN

*Aaaauuaaaaahhh*

YOU’RE A MASTER OF KARATE

AND FRIENDSHIP

FOR EV ERY ONE!

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

failnation:

Every time I see this at the beginning of Breaking Bad…http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

Every time I see this at the beginning of Breaking Bad…
http://failnation.tumblr.com

becausebroken:

onlylolgifs:

Skyrim has some impressive choreography 

….what.

(Source: yogh-urt)

rum-is-for-drinking:

fangirlofeverythingintheworld:

green-with-creativity:

wendygo:

weinerman-tested:

harryfloorcorn:

HOW WILL I DIE?

FELLATED BY MY FAILURES

Annoyed by my family. Well shit that happens already.

why is eaten out by a possibility

Strangled by life.
Sounds about right

Tortured by everything…how pleasant *sighs*

Fucked by juggalos :’(

rum-is-for-drinking:

fangirlofeverythingintheworld:

green-with-creativity:

wendygo:

weinerman-tested:

harryfloorcorn:

HOW WILL I DIE?

FELLATED BY MY FAILURES

Annoyed by my family. Well shit that happens already.

why is eaten out by a possibility

Strangled by life.

Sounds about right

Tortured by everything…how pleasant *sighs*

Fucked by juggalos :’(

  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Cuil Theory: You have two cows. I give you a hamburger.
  • Oprah Winfrey: You get a cow! And you get a cow! Everybody gets a cow!
  • Mushu: Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow.

snorlaxatives:

sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions 

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(Source: snorlaxatives)